I'm sure you've heard by now all about the illegal spying and data collection by the NSA. A lot of people seem very concerned that their privacy has been violated and worried about being harassed, exposed, etc.
Here's why it's not a big concern of mine:
Yes, our information is being illegally mined, collected and stored somewhere for the NSA to access whenever they want. Yes, as a matter of principal such illegal data mining should be halted and those responsible for breaking the law prosecuted.
However, with so much information to deal with how likely is it they're going to notice any specific one of us in the clutter? Statistically, you probably have a better chance of randomly pointing to a spot in the picture and having your finger land on Waldo than the NSA actually taking enough interest in you to bother accessing any of their stored data about you specifically. Personally, I'm not going to be losing sleep over my name being in some insurmountably massive NSA database where it's likely no human will ever lay eyes on it, even if it is an illegal invasion of my privacy.
I think I'd want the male to feel fear and even relive the trauma every time he
looked down when he peed. He'd then be afraid to pee. Well to pee is to live so
eventually his shit will get backed up and his bladder will have to get cut open
and everything would need to be rerouted, which would be yet another possible
trauma. I'm really getting ideas here.
Goes to look for "volunteers"
Goes to look for "volunteers"

