Have you seen these ads? How could you not, when they're dominating every single commercial break on TV lately?
"...for nearly two years Flint's water was poisoned..."
and now that I'm running for president I'm making a stink about it - not any time over the last two years before it was big in the news when it would have actually been helpful, but only now when I want to pretend I care about more than my own personal grab for power. When my campaign is over you can rest assured I'll go right back to not caring the least bit about the Flint water crisis.